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"I was tired of pretending that I was someone else just to get along with people, just for the sake of having friendships."

- Kurt Cobain (via bonus)

(Source: psych-facts)

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

vvaddles:

U know when you were a kid and won a game in first place and there was that little bitch who went “first is the worst second is the best” like how the fuck did that even make sense

thetolqueen:

When I’m somewhere and a bunch of little kids start running around:

cyberuser:

cyberuser:

vvankinq:

cyberuser:

what do you call a message sent by a girl?

*sighs* what

a feMAIL

i got 7 messages saying this joke is offensive & that i’m the reason feminism exists

(Source: snails135)