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yerawizardbarry:

when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

hbunot:

I may not be 5 gum but I can still stimulate your senses.

You Cannot Rest Here

feelinranty:

meeplol:

Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”

Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?

I do.

Don’t you fuckin do this to me

"If people want to let you go, just let them do it. They may not understand who you are. So don’t play around with fire; don’t give them their cake and let them eat it too. Here is your rule of thumb: they either commit to you or get none of you."

- Joey Furjanic, The Heartbreak Hotel: How Long Will You Stay? (via larmoyante)