mlarayoukai:

Every time I see ibs I always think of “does ibs stand for I be shittin because that’s what I be doing”

debthaver:

un-neofriended:

Someone please quickly explain baby clothing sizes to me

baby clothes are smaller than most adult or even childrens clothes. i hope this helps

forcekenobi:

talking to your pet is like

• stinky (affectionate)
• idiot (affectionate)
• pet’s actual name (derogatory)

roo-bastmoon:

girlthiefmoved-deactivated20210:

fruit makes me so happy … the colors ……. the scents …… the taste …………………… they grow from the ground .. trees … bushes ……. shrubs …. Ready To Eat… im so grateful for them

Is this written by a bat? I still support the post, just curious.

imanes:

forever removing “agree to disagree” from my vocabulary now i end all my arguments with “live with what makes you comfortable but know that ultimately you’re not telling yourself the truth” and that’s on me being sick and tired <3 we’re burning bridges today

urban-hieroglyphs:

geniusoflove:

i wish i was a man so i could review music online and ppl would be like hes right bc he wears glasses

dankmemeuniversity:

neenarchive:

vampire who’s married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

jupiterscorpse:

would anyone like a summary. for laughs

prokopetz:

Bad: Hobbit pipeweed is probably just tobacco because [something from Tolkien’s unpublished letters].

Also bad: Pipeweed is totally marijuana. All hobbits are stoners.

Good: “Pipeweed” is a catch-all term for anything you can stick in a pipe and smoke. Some of it will give you a light nicotine buzz, and some of it will get you absolutely blasted out of your mind. Hobbits are perfectly aware which is which, but since their system of classification is based on what farm the pipeweed was grown on rather than what species of plants went into it, the distinctions are often opaque to outsiders. If a hobbit offers you a puff of “Old Toby”, make sure you know how old Toby likes his pipeweed before you accept!